It is January 2009.  The election has come and gone, and the day's inauguration was quite the historical gala.  President Hillary Clinton is now spending her first night in the White House.  She has waited so, so long…

Suddenly the ghost of George Washington appears to her.  Hillary peers at him and asks, "George, give me some advice.  How can I best serve the country?"  Washington answers, "Hillary, never tell a lie."  Ouch, Hillary thinks, I don't know if I can do that...
 

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears.  Hillary looks at him and asks, "Hey TJ, how can I best serve the country?"  Jefferson replies, "Hillary, listen to the people."  Whoa, Hillary thinks, I don't really want to do that...

On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears.  Hillary studies him and asks, "Abe, how can I best serve the country?"  Lincoln stares intently at her and says, "Hillary, I think you should go to the theater!"